
Kayaking requires highly trained leg and foot muscles to master the paddling maneuvers used to navigate the boat. Many competitors fail during the slalom, crashing into the gates more often than they avoid them.
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Kayaking requires highly trained leg and foot muscles to master the paddling maneuvers used to navigate the boat. Many competitors fail during the slalom, crashing into the gates more often than they avoid them.
Tags: Olympic

The Chickenfox Long Jump, much like the Hurdles, are a highly competitive sport, with many athletes vying for the chance to strut their stuff.
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Judo is a sport without punches or kicks, which works just fine for Chickenfoxes. They train how to knock each other off balance whilst not falling over themselves.
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Chickenfox Boxing is a giant joke. With the gloves on their feet, they spend most of the event struggling to stand up. It’s a lot like dachshund ice racing or the puppy SuperBowl.
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Chickenfoxes were born to run and jump, so qualifying for the Hurdle event is really difficult. It’s like everybody in your class having a perfect 4.0 and competing for valedictorian.
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Cycling is a competition of speed and balance, resulting in some spectacular crashes and really inspiring wins. But seriously, why would a Chickenfox need handlebars? After the first few disastrous years, they switched to unicycles.
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On the downside, Chickenfox Wrestling doesn’t have any really good holds. But the pinning is really a feat to behold!
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To achieve the different Swimming strokes and kicks, Chickenfoxes use their tails and their feet to propel themselves through the water.

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Now might be a good time to point out that all Chickenfox Olympic sports are unisex, so Borks and Goras compete on the same teams and against each other.
Chickenfox Tennis players don’t have very good hand-eye coordination… but they have AMAZING nose-eye coordination!

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